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Welcoming the Unwelcomed
What Can I Give You?
Writing on Christmas morning, I wondered what you wanted under your Christmas tree.
If you are young, maybe you wanted a smartphone, a Lego robot or a nerf gun.
Or maybe you wanted daddy to come home.
If you’re an adult, maybe you wanted a new TV, but maybe not.
Maybe instead you wanted other kids to stop bullying your kids.
If what you want most is a nerf gun or a TV, I have nothing for you.
But if you feel the slightest prick of anticipation, then…
WARNING!
Scattered throughout these webpages, the content’s author—no relation to me—makes juvenile attempts at humor, embarrassing himself. And yup, most of his stuff is serious, like the above welcome (read on! read on!) but geez.
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