Welcoming
the Unwelcomed

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What Can I Give You? If you feel the slightest prick of anticipation — read on.

Warning: scattered throughout these pages, the content's author makes juvenile attempts at humor, embarrassing himself. Most of his stuff is serious. Both, apparently, are unavoidable.


Writing on Christmas morning, I wondered what you wanted under your Christmas tree. If you are young, maybe you wanted a smartphone, a Lego robot or a nerf gun. Or maybe you wanted daddy to come home.

If you're an adult, maybe you wanted a new TV, but maybe not. Maybe instead you wanted other kids to stop bullying your kids.

If what you want most is a nerf gun or a TV, I have nothing for you. But if you feel the slightest prick of anticipation, then… read on.


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