Questions seldom asked, paired with occasionally-related answers
Do you know any good peanut butter cookie recipes?
When I was seven, I played piccolo in the Latvian Defense Ministry’s Outreach Program, but you need to understand that there are no ‘bad’ peanut butter cookie recipes. Please consider a psychologist.
If Nancy Pelosi fought Mitch McConnell, who would win?
Strange that you should ask! When I was nine, while I was on sabbatical (from Princeton, where I was struggling to earn my PhD in molecular mechanics) I was coordinating relief efforts in sub-Saharan countries. My co-coordinator, Marie Curie (who briefly returned from the dead for this worthy cause) told me that she had a dream in which I was asked precisely your question!
Geez, an all black page? You kidding me? So what are you, depressed or something?
Please refrain from asking multiple questions. Doing so confuses me. In fact, I’ve been confused since I was eleven, back when I was still in charge of coordinating the sub-Saharan relief efforts.